This Video Will Make You Angry
Sneeze on FB: http://goo.gl/I1cVDg Sneeze on Twitter: http://goo.gl/XPqm0z Sneeze on Tumblr: http://goo.gl/zdvZSq Argue about this on the reddit: http://www...
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Hello Internet. Thoughts compete for space in your brain: cat photos, news stories, beliefs structures, funny GIFs, educational videos, not-so-educational videos and your thinking inventory is limited. A thought without a brain to think it, dies. Now we can treat thoughts as though they're alive. Specifically alive like germs. That might sound weird but stick with me. Take jokes. Jokes are thought germs that live in your brain -- and when you tell the joke to another brain, you help it reproduce. Just like when you have the flu and sneeze to help it reproduce. This germ gets into its host by snot through the mouth and this one by words through the ear but it's reproduction either way. Logging on to your social media then, is exposing yourself to everyone's mental sneezes. Each...
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Hello Internet. Thoughts compete for space in your brain: cat photos, news stories, beliefs structures, funny GIFs, educational videos, not-so-educational videos and your thinking inventory is limited. A thought without a brain to think it, dies. Now we can treat thoughts as though they're alive. Specifically alive like germs. That might sound weird but stick with me. Take jokes. Jokes are thought germs that live in your brain -- and when you tell the joke to another brain, you help it reproduce. Just like when you have the flu and sneeze to help it reproduce. This germ gets into its host by snot through the mouth and this one by words through the ear but it's reproduction either way. Logging on to your social media then, is exposing yourself to everyone's mental sneezes. Each...
